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Anumati    Topic opened August 29, 2008, 05:30:43 PM

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This is where I say something clever.

http://www.comicvsaudience.net/images/flow_sex.jpg

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S_C Reply #1 in An excellent chart — Posted August 29, 2008, 05:52:35 PM

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I think "We're going to hell for this" is on the wrong side.

But that could be just me.
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julia Reply #2 in An excellent chart — Posted August 29, 2008, 08:46:57 PM
I've donated. Why haven't you?

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I laughed at the "oh, oh, oh, oh->oh->oh->oh..." part.
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K Reply #3 in An excellent chart — Posted August 29, 2008, 11:31:13 PM

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I rule
at fuckin'
my job
is truckin'
don't stop
keep suckin'.
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Narcissa Reply #4 in An excellent chart — Posted August 30, 2008, 01:53:29 AM

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Banana hammock.

I think "We're going to hell for this" is on the wrong side.

But that could be just me.

As is "Hello Vicar"
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007bistromath Reply #5 in An excellent chart — Posted August 30, 2008, 04:01:01 AM
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Left his attack boots in China

"I rule at fuckin'" actually gets me some pretty sweet mileage. Not the rest, though.
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Dral Reply #6 in An excellent chart — Posted August 30, 2008, 05:28:32 PM

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Unnatural Blond

I particularly liked 'I'm going to pound the farts out of you'.
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sinic Reply #7 in An excellent chart — Posted August 30, 2008, 09:42:33 PM
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Slack.

I think "Hail Satan" is on the wrong side as well.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/qI2AS8MiCJk" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/qI2AS8MiCJk</a>
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Micahputer Reply #8 in An excellent chart — Posted August 30, 2008, 09:47:38 PM

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Captain

YABBA, DABBA, DOO!
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FireFly Reply #9 in An excellent chart — Posted September 03, 2008, 07:49:23 PM

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Sometimes I wake up with my nose in the grass.

 I liked "I'm gonna kiss your lips off." I've said things similar to that.
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julia Reply #10 in An excellent chart — Posted September 03, 2008, 07:55:29 PM
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"I'm gonna kiss your lips off."

*doesn't have to think too hard*
 Whistling
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TGU Reply #11 in An excellent chart — Posted September 03, 2008, 10:03:48 PM

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"Big damn heroes, sir!"

I just pooped
A lot
On your dog
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da chicken Reply #12 in An excellent chart — Posted September 04, 2008, 05:39:02 AM

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It's a joke. Laugh.

Thanks...
Here's a dollar
In change
Mostly pennies
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sonofjello Reply #13 in An excellent chart — Posted September 21, 2008, 04:24:12 AM

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Sinic, you find the best shit!  You make me want to scream my ex-girlfriend's name in your face I love you so much.
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Bunner Reply #14 in An excellent chart — Posted September 21, 2008, 07:55:07 AM
Set phasers to emo!

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D4 Dichotomizer

That needs to be turned into a wall poster.
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Scix Reply #15 in An excellent chart — Posted September 21, 2008, 08:22:05 AM

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Blue beard

YOU need to be turned into a wall poster.
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Bunner Reply #16 in An excellent chart — Posted September 21, 2008, 09:34:33 AM
Set phasers to emo!

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FINE. Fetch me some cotton boyshorts, a tank-top, and an underwear-clad boy.
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lil_poiple_ash Reply #17 in An excellent chart — Posted September 21, 2008, 05:26:17 PM

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Boobbah is watching you

The best thing I ever said during sex was....

"Picachu I choose you!"
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