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Re: Butts
« Reply #20 on: July 25, 2006, 04:36:23 PM »
Less talk.  More butts.
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Re: Butts
« Reply #21 on: July 25, 2006, 04:40:35 PM »
Especially that delectable hind-end of yours, nwaw.  ;D
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Re: Butts
« Reply #22 on: July 25, 2006, 04:41:41 PM »
Sorry Choc. I was just reading your contract, and it seems that you're obligated to this movie and up to six sequels. That's the biz.

Luckily, I get veto power, and casting authority. And those two guys? Not in my bunk.
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Re: Butts
« Reply #23 on: July 25, 2006, 05:05:54 PM »
Damnit...my bunk isn't safe.....*goes to a super-secret location alone, instead*
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Re: Butts
« Reply #24 on: July 25, 2006, 05:08:09 PM »
*Goes to LV's bunk*  :o
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Re: Butts
« Reply #25 on: July 25, 2006, 05:48:20 PM »

Okay, those aren't actually mine, but they fit the subject.

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Re: Butts
« Reply #26 on: July 25, 2006, 06:28:21 PM »
*goes to Dagda's bunk*

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Re: Butts
« Reply #27 on: July 25, 2006, 07:32:00 PM »
*goes to her own bunk, crying*


...I have no butt. I lost it in the war. Whilst serving with Admiral Nimitz. Serious. My butt saved lives. But did the government give me a bionic butt for my heroic sacrifice? No. I just sit on my tailbone...
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Re: Butts
« Reply #28 on: July 25, 2006, 07:56:29 PM »
*twists moustache*
So, you vant zee bionic butt... perhaps a seeks millon dollar ass?

Post yours and we'll see what we can do for you at bionic megaplex.
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Re: Butts
« Reply #29 on: July 26, 2006, 07:24:36 AM »
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Re: Butts
« Reply #30 on: July 26, 2006, 07:37:40 AM »
*goes to her own bunk, crying*


...I have no butt. I lost it in the war. Whilst serving with Admiral Nimitz. Serious. My butt saved lives. But did the government give me a bionic butt for my heroic sacrifice? No. I just sit on my tailbone...

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Re: Butts
« Reply #31 on: July 26, 2006, 08:44:12 AM »
*goes to Dagda's bunk*

 ;)

Wait!!! You haven't even seen my butt!
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Re: Butts
« Reply #32 on: July 26, 2006, 08:51:31 AM »
Oh, right.

Well, get on with it!
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Re: Butts
« Reply #33 on: July 26, 2006, 09:10:13 AM »
Yeah, cause I've got all the time in the world to take pictures of my butt. 8)

I'll get around to it. I haven't seen any pictures of your butt yet, either. Nor a bulge, for that matter. Put up or shut up, lady.  ;)
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Re: Butts
« Reply #34 on: July 26, 2006, 10:31:50 AM »
Mom! Bart's taking a picture of his butt!

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Re: Butts
« Reply #35 on: July 26, 2006, 11:42:35 AM »
Well, dear. He did pay for the new camera with the proceeds from the last set...
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Re: Butts
« Reply #36 on: July 26, 2006, 02:49:01 PM »
As requested:



I'll take a better picture when it's cool enough to wear my learther pants.
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Re: Butts
« Reply #37 on: July 26, 2006, 08:54:12 PM »
Submitted for evidence: my lack of butt:


edit: I -hate- photobucket...

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Re: Butts
« Reply #38 on: July 26, 2006, 08:55:53 PM »
Mrrrrrowr.

*spank*
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Re: Butts
« Reply #39 on: July 26, 2006, 08:59:59 PM »
Submitted for evidence: my lack of butt:


edit: I -hate- photobucket...

Hahaha, that wasn't on purpose?
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