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Offline Diesa

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Re: Butts
« Reply #40 on: July 26, 2006, 10:10:33 PM »
Tora, you want some of mine? You saw how my wedding dress just kind of *floomphed* out at my ass. Yeah, that wasn't on purpose.
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Re: Butts
« Reply #41 on: July 27, 2006, 01:52:48 AM »
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Re: Butts
« Reply #42 on: July 27, 2006, 05:04:42 AM »
Quote from: toranoraneko on July 26, 2006, 08:54:12 PM
Submitted for evidence: my lack of butt:

I find your lack of butt... disturbing. :-P

But seriously, while there are certainly women out there with more butt than that, I find what's there perfectly fine for stroking, biting, licking, nibbling, kissing, and whatever else I like to do to female butts. :-D
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Re: Butts
« Reply #43 on: July 29, 2006, 10:40:25 PM »
Tora's so called lack of a butt is nothing short of exceptional.

I, however, have a butt. I sit on it frequently.

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Re: Butts
« Reply #44 on: July 30, 2006, 06:43:51 AM »
NICE buttwear!
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Re: Butts
« Reply #45 on: July 30, 2006, 10:41:44 AM »
Nice butwear.. oi. I am quite fond however of the bright red panties. I want me some. I want me some of whats inside them too.
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Re: Butts
« Reply #46 on: July 31, 2006, 12:45:03 AM »
I will attest that Tora's posted pic is a deliberately bad one that decidedly underplays what her butt really looks like.  Talk about bad camera angle.  And, Tora, you can't say I'm saying anything new here; I've stated to your face numerous times while you were being all self-depricating and crap that you are indeed a hot chick, and you know I'm an ass man, so that includes you having a hot butt.  Show us a better picture or I'll show one of mine. 

Several, in fact.  I've got 'em, and I'm not wearing pants in any of them.  Tora, you know me well enough to know I'm not bluffing here...
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Re: Butts
« Reply #47 on: July 31, 2006, 01:12:45 AM »


An innocent picture of pixiebum. ^_^ Mine is a little on the large side, proportionally, but I don't mind that so much.  :P
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Re: Butts
« Reply #48 on: July 31, 2006, 01:21:10 AM »
Pixie got back.

*nods sagely*
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Re: Butts
« Reply #49 on: July 31, 2006, 01:57:36 AM »
Why, where did she go?
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Re: Butts
« Reply #50 on: July 31, 2006, 06:27:50 AM »
Whatcha' gonna' do wit all dat junk?
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Re: Butts
« Reply #51 on: July 31, 2006, 07:08:23 AM »
Nice silhouette Pic, Hippie....
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Re: Butts
« Reply #52 on: July 31, 2006, 07:46:22 AM »
Quote from: Feverdream on July 31, 2006, 06:27:50 AM
Whatcha' gonna' do wit all dat junk?

I think she's giving it to Sinic. :D
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Re: Butts
« Reply #53 on: July 31, 2006, 03:35:49 PM »
Quote from: Dagda on July 31, 2006, 07:46:22 AM
Quote from: Feverdream on July 31, 2006, 06:27:50 AM
Whatcha' gonna' do wit all dat junk?

I think she's giving it to Sinic. :D

Judges?

No. I'm sorry. The answer we were looking for was:
"She's going to get Sinic drunk, get Sinic love-drunk off that hump."
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Re: Butts
« Reply #54 on: July 31, 2006, 08:23:35 PM »
So Fever has me beat hands down, but I think I do okay for a white guy...
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Re: Butts
« Reply #55 on: July 31, 2006, 08:27:16 PM »
*taps all those asses*

Rawr.  Seriously.  You don't even know.
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Re: Butts
« Reply #56 on: July 31, 2006, 11:48:46 PM »
Quote from: Feverdream on July 31, 2006, 03:35:49 PM
Quote from: Dagda on July 31, 2006, 07:46:22 AM
Quote from: Feverdream on July 31, 2006, 06:27:50 AM
Whatcha' gonna' do wit all dat junk?

I think she's giving it to Sinic. :D

Judges?

No. I'm sorry. The answer we were looking for was:
"She's going to get Sinic drunk, get Sinic love-drunk off that hump."
One day I'm going to run into Will.I.Am on the street and I'm gonna right out fucking coldcock him with a mallet.
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Re: Butts
« Reply #57 on: August 01, 2006, 06:51:57 AM »
Oh, I forgot my own butt!

Um ... oddly, I have NO SFW shots that include my but, so a NSFW link: Hot Legs

A classic. And no, I'm not a drag queen. *grumble grumble* I sent an assortment of photos to someone I was wooing on the internet, and was told, "I don't date drag queens".
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Re: Butts
« Reply #58 on: August 01, 2006, 01:25:02 PM »
Damn, scix. You -do- have hot legs.
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Re: Butts
« Reply #59 on: August 01, 2006, 02:20:55 PM »
Why, thank you.
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