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« on: June 20, 2007, 09:45:23 PM »
A bunch of silly putty would make a really good dildo.
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« Reply #1 on: June 20, 2007, 09:53:33 PM »
My god, I'd fill this thread all by myself.

I've got the instincts of a 19yr old frat boy, the mind of a prurient and dissipated American novelist in his late 40s, and the social directive of a Victorian school marm.

Mine for the evening:  I wonder if the early-40s slightly-nutty built like a brick house account rep who teaches Sunday School and is single and unmarried is as good in bed as I think she would be.  Because every time she starts yammering on about some useless subject all I can do is think:  "Underneath, I bet you're kinky enough to guest star ..."

Goin' to hell.

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« Reply #2 on: June 20, 2007, 10:30:18 PM »
I like this idea but I'm not entiiiiiirely sure how it's different than Way Too Much Information, unless from now on I'll post my sexy impulses in here, and my sexy acts in there.
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« Reply #3 on: June 21, 2007, 12:15:46 AM »
Quote from: Narcissa on June 20, 2007, 09:45:23 PM
A bunch of silly putty would make a really good dildo.
No. No it wouldn't. Silly putty melts when it gets too hot.
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« Reply #4 on: June 21, 2007, 12:23:05 AM »
My girl is asleep in the bed right over there. Tomorrow I'm going to pin her down and fuck her so very hard... but not until she's begging to come.
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« Reply #5 on: June 21, 2007, 05:45:08 PM »
Quote from: TIP on June 21, 2007, 12:23:05 AM
My girl is asleep in the bed right over there. Tomorrow I'm going to pin her down and fuck her so very hard... but not until she's begging to come.

That sounds like fun! *grin*
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« Reply #6 on: June 21, 2007, 07:13:42 PM »
Cytherea... like.....  :}
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« Reply #7 on: June 21, 2007, 07:17:29 PM »
I've been sending naughty email and chats to my girlfriend... While she's at work. We've got a date tomorrow night, and I've intentionally been winding her up. Extended foreplay. 8)
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« Reply #8 on: June 21, 2007, 07:36:01 PM »
I wanna bone the ex of my upstairs neighbor.

Like, a lot. Like, I have planned how to lure him into my parlor (metaphorically).
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« Reply #9 on: June 21, 2007, 07:54:09 PM »
I want to introduce my wife to the adorably cute gay girl in the office.

Because I want them to hook up.

Without me.

Which is odd.

But true.

But for me there's a friend who is more in to me than ladies, so I will go play with her.

And later we could go to bed and compare notes, and that would be f'ing hot.

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« Reply #10 on: June 21, 2007, 08:01:32 PM »
<hides>

Can I bring Julia and Cytherea?
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« Reply #11 on: June 21, 2007, 08:30:11 PM »
*starts to speak mind* *shakes head* too many dirty thoughts. Too little room.
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« Reply #12 on: June 21, 2007, 08:49:23 PM »
Quote from: toranoraneko on June 21, 2007, 12:15:46 AM
No. No it wouldn't. Silly putty melts when it gets too hot.

Even worse, if you pull it very quickly it gets momentarily brittle and will snap.

Not the kind of thing I'd want running down my leg for a few hours.

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« Reply #13 on: June 21, 2007, 08:51:10 PM »
Quote from: Meliandora on June 21, 2007, 08:30:11 PM
*starts to speak mind* *shakes head* too many dirty thoughts. Too little room.

Dirty thoughts are like songs that get stuck in your head.  The only way to make them go away is to experience the real thing.
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« Reply #14 on: June 21, 2007, 08:51:21 PM »
Quote from: Meliandora on June 21, 2007, 08:30:11 PM
*starts to speak mind* *shakes head* too many dirty thoughts. Too little room.

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« Reply #15 on: June 21, 2007, 08:59:41 PM »
Quote from: fey on June 21, 2007, 08:01:32 PM
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Can I bring Julia and Cytherea?

Oooh, a girls' night in? Those are always fun! :D

...Should we invite some of the boys, too?
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« Reply #16 on: June 21, 2007, 09:01:02 PM »
I really want some hot bondage sex.
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« Reply #17 on: June 21, 2007, 09:02:57 PM »
Ooh.   For the naughty mario party action on the wii?
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« Reply #18 on: June 21, 2007, 09:08:07 PM »
Quote from: fey on June 21, 2007, 09:02:57 PM
Ooh.   For the naughty mario party action on the wii?

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« Reply #19 on: June 21, 2007, 09:09:21 PM »
Dude.  Strip Mario Party.

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