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Clean up better, dude.

Depends how rough you are.

If you're masturbating enough, or roughly enough, or unlubricatedly enough to do damage, even microscopic damage, to the membrane, then it will itch as it repairs itself.

No big deal.

[LrsDude]

I talked dirty to a mythic "you" in the video I shot last night. Watching it later, it turned me on to be so addressed. 

I wonder if its common that my penis's head itches if I masturbate more than three times in a day...   

Sometimes, if I use my hitachi wand for long periods, the skin around my clit will itch for an hour or so after I'm done. It goes away pretty quick though.

I think that's you overstimulating your nerves, FireFly.  Like how you can still feel the car moving when you've gotten in bed after 12 hours of driving.  Overuse of a vibrator can result in permanent or long term tingling or numbness, IIRC.

[Bunner]

Having lots of sex over the last three days has not satisfied my desires.  It has, frustratingly, made them stronger.  Right now, I really want Wilson to walk through the door, strip me naked, then bend me over and take me hard and fast.  I want him to bury himself in me and make me pant and beg and shake.  Then I want him to turn me over.  I want to draw blood on his back with my nails.  I want to feel his whole body convulse and hear him cry out.  I want him to collapse in my arms afterward, utterly spent.

In short, I want a good, hard, long fuck.

...

You're not helping my ability to concentrate, TGU. Not a bit.

I keep going into vivid fantasies any time my mind isn't occupied with something else- and sometimes when it is. I can't even decide what kind of sex I want, but right at this moment, I'm favoring hard and fast. With teeth. And nails. And sounds.

Then cuddling and sleep.

I'm probably building this up waaaayyy too much. The next sex I get will likely be disappointing because of how much I'm fantasizing. No way it can be as good as I remember.

I keep going into vivid fantasies any time my mind isn't occupied with something else- and sometimes when it is. I can't even decide what kind of sex I want, but right at this moment, I'm favoring hard and fast. With teeth. And nails. And sounds.

I love the sound of this.... given my pretty much permanent desire to get back to the loving and the good hard fucking, this sounds just about perfect...

I'm probably building this up waaaayyy too much. The next sex I get will likely be disappointing because of how much I'm fantasizing. No way it can be as good as I remember.

I concur - except for the last point... I know it's as good as I remember - and I know I could go at it like a steam train for hours at an end right now.

That post has me hornier than usual. Which is saying a lot.

Ive been fantasizing endlessly about kissing recently. Kissing with someone with real passion, the kind where it starts with a few, soft, gentle kisses on the lips, and then someones mouth parts to suck or bite the others lips, and then your lips lock together and you're kissing each other furiously and greedily... and then, when you finally come apart, you both sigh, shakily.

Made me really aroused at work today, which I really didn't need.

Oh yes. Another post here.

I want to spend an evening knowing you; learning each angle and curve of your body, discovering every nuance of your lips, of your touch. I want to kiss you softly, our lips caressing, barely touching, before moving deeper, moving stronger... I need my hands to rove across your skin, memorizing the feel of you, pulling your head towards mine. I want limbs to wrap about each other, but with an invisible, tantalizing line which we've agreed we will not cross- not until morning comes, not until the sun rises to touch the frosty grass... I need to feel your desire, as you will be keenly aware of my own. Ohhhh the tantalization; the possibilities which will lie before us! And yet, restraint- self control- hungry kisses belying these ideas, mocking them, making them nearly impossible... holding back, holding back, falling asleep just long enough to waken, to look for the sun's first light...

When we finally come together, I don't believe there can be anything that separates us. In those final moments, before the assuredly rapid culmination of our desire, we will be one person... experiencing a fullness of existence that is the product of finally, finally knowing one another.

... thirty three days. I wait with barely restrained desire. I can't wait to touch you- to be touched by you.

... a cute boy who's reading American Gods.

 

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Nine, share!!!

Ive been fantasizing endlessly about kissing recently. Kissing with someone with real passion, the kind where it starts with a few, soft, gentle kisses on the lips, and then someones mouth parts to suck or bite the others lips, and then your lips lock together and you're kissing each other furiously and greedily... and then, when you finally come apart, you both sigh, shakily.

Made me really aroused at work today, which I really didn't need.

I LOVE kissing. Some of my most amazingly hot memories are of kissing.

...

Nine, share!!!

lol! Hmm... I think if I got him in my grubby little clutches, I'd hoard him all for me

I'm mean like that.

I'd really, really love to be giving some oral sex right now. *sighs*
No tasty beaver for Bunner.

I just had a 3 hour conversation with a really cute boy.  If we get permission from all involved parties, he's going to come visit me. 

He's not sure if he'll be able to make it all the way to my bedroom before he starts pulling my clothing off, and kissing me all over.  Just the thought of everything he wanted to do to me was enough to make him come, which sadly ended the conversation, as he had to clean up his bed.  I anticipate a LOT of fun, dirty, sexy times in my future.

Why are all the sexy boys who want me currently living in the LA area?  Why!?!

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I have thoughts, and they are DIRTY.

*offers brain soap* ... *drops the soap* ... Whoops.

I'm... I'm not picking that up. It's your turn. I picked it up last time.

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I.. uh... quit pickin' up soap after the incident.

Yeah...

>.>

Quit...