Topic: Dirty Thoughts Thread

[Bunner]

Proof positive there's something wrong with your brain.

When discussing art, and someone says "he painted women", you find yourself asking for clarification in the form of:
"You mean, he painted pictures *of* women, or he painted the women?"  Which is usually also followed by
"What did he use - liquid latex, or melted chocolate?"

*facepalm* I'm a bad, bad man....

[Scix]

I helped clean out the House of Kink, a local play-party place, in preparation for their next event. I really want to do mean, nasty things to a couple of the volunteers.

ETA: ...which at least is possible, and might take some of the fantasy-pressure off my room mate, whome I want to put my mouth on constantly.

[Gudy]

I didn't quite know where to post this, so.. *resurrects*

trouser snake oil.  Heals all wounds.

Now that is both a name and use for sperm I was unaware of. :-D

[Bunner_Redux]

I'm feeling naughty as.. Well, er.. Something naughty.
Unfortunately, I have no release for this, so, I will torment poor little newbie Tiramasu
with the following comment:
I will screw my pie cream into your moist hump hole.

I think that covers a few of those dirty words we were discussing earlier.

And now I must retreat into a little blanket of shame for being so damned dirty.


On an unrelated note, I realized today, I must be more aggressive. *growls like a tiger in heat*

I heard a fun anecdote from someone.
Ask every girl in a place if you can bite their thigh.
Yes, you do get slapped a lot.
But, you also get laid a lot, too.

Not sure which is my style....

[K]

Yeah, but your batting average goes down the drain.

[Tiramisu]

That was absolutely terrible, Bunner! D: But I did laugh at the thought of someone saying that seriously to their partner.

[Kyle J Cardoza]

Christ on a crack whore, that's like a porno directed by David Lynch.

[Bunner_Redux]

Your slutcock will adore my butterynutcream in your humphole....

...I win!  Not... Not exactly sure what I win....
Bob Barker would be proud...Maybe... Helllooo Vanessa White!
I win at something... Although it cost me the love of many women.
...Which I had no chance at anyway. TGU, I'm looking at you.
Er... Uh.... Um... HI! I'm J. Have we been properly introduced?

[Norq]

I didn't quite know where to post this, so.. *resurrects*
Now that is both a name and use for sperm I was unaware of. :-D

*giggles*  We actually decided that that's what TIP is.  He is seriously good for the ladies.  So his other girl and I decided that we should bottle that part of him that makes women feel better.  And if we sold it, we would call it "trouser snake oil".  No proven medical benefit, but lots of testimonials!

My boyfriend is the greatest boyfriend ever.