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« on: February 16, 2010, 02:33:48 PM »
So...  who's on it?
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Re: Fetlife
« Reply #1 on: February 16, 2010, 03:38:13 PM »
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Re: Fetlife
« Reply #2 on: February 16, 2010, 03:38:46 PM »
Not I. Until I have something resembling a sex life, say after the Apocalypse, I won't have the chance to know enough of me quirks to be useful.
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Re: Fetlife
« Reply #3 on: February 16, 2010, 04:10:15 PM »
...  invest in a violet wand and go to open play parties...  just saying.

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Re: Fetlife
« Reply #4 on: February 16, 2010, 05:31:17 PM »
If only I could interest my wife in such things...  *sad sigh*
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Re: Fetlife
« Reply #5 on: February 16, 2010, 06:13:56 PM »
I've been thinking about it, but haven't put made the profile-setup investment.
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Re: Fetlife
« Reply #6 on: February 16, 2010, 06:33:22 PM »
I'm on it! But you know that already.
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Re: Fetlife
« Reply #7 on: February 16, 2010, 06:53:37 PM »
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Re: Fetlife
« Reply #8 on: February 16, 2010, 07:28:47 PM »
I'd be all over it if I knew what it was. Maybe... Does. it involve a cute girl/boy ordering me to perform specific acts for their pleasure?
I'm gonna go ahead and guess *internet bear: How about NO?*....

*sighs, slinks back into the alleys... no, not allergies, you dummy, what do you think you are? A peanut? Git! *boots self**
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Re: Fetlife
« Reply #9 on: February 16, 2010, 07:30:04 PM »
It's like facebook, but sexier and without shitty apps.
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Re: Fetlife
« Reply #10 on: February 16, 2010, 07:36:10 PM »
....What's a facebook? Is... Is that the binder of mugshots the police ask you to look through at the precinct, when they're trying to identify the naughty lady who touched you in dirty places?

*is not on facebook* [Although I could be on your face, while reading a bo-NOT GOING TO FINISH THA- Oh, geez, man, it was only two more blimmin' characters ! - What gives, you stupid lad???

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Re: Fetlife
« Reply #11 on: February 16, 2010, 07:46:04 PM »
Basically bunner, it's a bit like... myspace/facebook/okcupid.  People network socially in a "kink-themed" way, but they also look for partners near them, and join munches and stuff that's going on locally.

I wasn't really interested in being part of any scene, much less "the Scene" until I started dating my current peeps.  YMMV and all that.  Though, for what it's worth, I am part of the dirtiest, foulest, most awesomely fun guild on the Exodar server that I found through fetlife.   Which is tons of lolz and fun.
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Re: Fetlife
« Reply #12 on: February 16, 2010, 08:03:38 PM »
Soooo, if - and this is all just hypothetical, of course - I was looking, for, say, a latex-clad freckled redhead to whip my ass with wet celery while *insert obnoxious elevator music here* pickles and *insert obnoxious elevator music here* blue zucchini....

....WHAT?! DON'T YOU JUDGE ME!

I - They! - I grew up learning to love my vegetables!
*insert Captain Vegetable theme song here*
At least three servings a day, according to the food pyramid!
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Re: Fetlife
« Reply #13 on: February 16, 2010, 08:33:02 PM »
I can't help it.... everytime I hear "Fetlife," I think of the old MetLife commercials with the Peanuts characters.

I refuse to think any further, for fear of the mental images.  :-@
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Re: Fetlife
« Reply #14 on: February 17, 2010, 07:38:20 PM »
Quote from: glasswalker on February 16, 2010, 08:33:02 PM
I can't help it.... everytime I hear "Fetlife," I think of the old MetLife commercials with the Peanuts characters.

I refuse to think any further, for fear of the mental images.  :-@

I am so, so glad I am not the only one doing this.
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Re: Fetlife
« Reply #15 on: February 18, 2010, 12:51:12 AM »
It's BDSM, Charlie Brown.
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Re: Fetlife
« Reply #16 on: February 18, 2010, 12:56:46 AM »
Well yes I KNOW that, but the MetLife thing means I keep visualizing Snoopy in a corset, gimp mask, leather thong, and wielding a studded paddle.
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Re: Fetlife
« Reply #17 on: February 18, 2010, 12:58:51 AM »
No, lady.

"Its BDSM, Charlie Brown"

Or maybe even

Its BDSM, Charlie Brown
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Re: Fetlife
« Reply #18 on: February 18, 2010, 12:59:53 AM »
...IMDb helps me out. Bear in mind I've never seen any Peanuts movies.
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Re: Fetlife
« Reply #19 on: February 18, 2010, 01:09:10 AM »
Oh okay.  Fair enough!
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