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How long has it been?
« on: May 04, 2006, 10:49:41 PM »
Since people are complaning / one upping in the TMI thread about just how long it has been since they last got some...

I thought I'd start this nice little thread.

How long has it been for you since you last 'got some?'

Personally I think I'm looking at since... last october maybe? Maybe longer, I'm not really sure. But then again, it is by choice, so... meh!
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Re: How long has it been?
« Reply #1 on: May 04, 2006, 10:53:36 PM »
6½ years, but I'm anti-social and fail at interpersonal skills.
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Re: How long has it been?
« Reply #2 on: May 04, 2006, 11:10:10 PM »
Been at least 2 hours now.

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Re: How long has it been?
« Reply #3 on: May 04, 2006, 11:13:08 PM »
21 years.
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Re: How long has it been?
« Reply #4 on: May 04, 2006, 11:19:07 PM »
18 years, 8 months, and 20 days.

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Re: How long has it been?
« Reply #5 on: May 05, 2006, 12:29:31 AM »
3 days.

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Re: How long has it been?
« Reply #6 on: May 05, 2006, 12:52:43 AM »
Honestly? I don't know. A couple weeks, probably, if you don't count that misguided attempt from last weekend. Told ya I was bad at that temporal memory thingy...

*looks at picture of daughter, calculates* Definitely less than two years, though. ;-)
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Re: How long has it been?
« Reply #7 on: May 05, 2006, 03:40:46 AM »
about 5 weeks?

Before last December I was working on 3 years...
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Re: How long has it been?
« Reply #8 on: May 05, 2006, 04:18:02 AM »
Almost a week.
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Re: How long has it been?
« Reply #9 on: May 05, 2006, 04:31:58 AM »
I can keep count up to two days, then it becomes more than two days as a unit of measure.

So, more than two days.
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Re: How long has it been?
« Reply #10 on: May 05, 2006, 05:39:18 AM »
I think it's been about three years so far.........*weeps*
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Re: How long has it been?
« Reply #11 on: May 05, 2006, 06:01:29 AM »
I dunno, a couple months.  Not much interest lately.
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Re: How long has it been?
« Reply #12 on: May 05, 2006, 06:05:02 AM »
*humps Zahnie*

Almost two years.  At this point I'd rather have a massage.
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Re: How long has it been?
« Reply #13 on: May 05, 2006, 06:20:51 AM »
1 week and one day!
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Re: How long has it been?
« Reply #14 on: May 05, 2006, 07:04:39 AM »
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Re: How long has it been?
« Reply #15 on: May 05, 2006, 07:12:33 AM »
Nine and one half months.
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Re: How long has it been?
« Reply #16 on: May 05, 2006, 07:14:29 AM »
4 days, and I am not at all pleased about it.
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Re: How long has it been?
« Reply #17 on: May 05, 2006, 07:15:10 AM »
30 minutes.

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Re: How long has it been?
« Reply #18 on: May 05, 2006, 07:27:04 AM »
Damn Ramsus. I applaud your efforts to keep us updated. I don't know if I could get to my computer that fast. I don't imagine it going over well if I tried.

Scenario -
Her:"That was amazing. Let's cuddle."
Me:"I'll be right back. I've got to go online, and post something on a message board."
Her:"You bastard!"
Me: *flowers*


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Re: How long has it been?
« Reply #19 on: May 05, 2006, 07:30:06 AM »
4 days, and I am not at all pleased about it.

This really makes me want to deck you.  Not because I'm oh-so-horny and desperate for sex, but because it just makes me think of some guy getting progressively more pissy at his girlfriend for not complying to his every sexual desire.  (Or, some girl doing the same to her SO.  Gender doesn't matter much)

And that kind of annoys me.

By all means, tell me I'm wrong though, I don't want all my faith in humanity crushed this morning.