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Re: How long has it been?
« Reply #40 on: May 05, 2006, 05:03:47 PM »
Hey guys?  This entire thread is pathetic.  Not the posters, just the thread.


...but then again, I'm a gigantic attention whore.  3 days.  But hopefully, we'll reset tonight.  Before that?  Since October.
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Re: How long has it been?
« Reply #41 on: May 05, 2006, 06:25:07 PM »
I'm guess that Ramsus *did* in fact get married then?


And uhh... actual sex was about 3 weeks ago, sexyfuntimes was 6 days.

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Re: How long has it been?
« Reply #42 on: May 06, 2006, 02:15:56 AM »
Too long.  Five weeks, and three left before I can again.  It's times like these that I wish I liked anal or oral sex.

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Re: How long has it been?
« Reply #43 on: May 06, 2006, 02:36:12 AM »
*gives the entire thread the finger*
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Re: How long has it been?
« Reply #44 on: May 06, 2006, 03:43:59 AM »
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Too long.  Five weeks, and three left before I can again.  It's times like these that I wish I liked anal or oral sex
 

Well, for Ogre's sake, I hope your mouth is beginning to look like a Cheerio.  ;D

Thankfully it's only been about 7 hours after a shower attack and a more languid interlude thereafter.

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Re: How long has it been?
« Reply #45 on: May 06, 2006, 05:31:42 AM »
Just over 2 weeks now I think, it's gonna be at least another 3 weeks before it happens again. This is what you get for living in Carlisle and your boyfriend living in Southampton.
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Re: How long has it been?
« Reply #46 on: May 06, 2006, 05:46:19 AM »
Um... 5 hours?
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Re: How long has it been?
« Reply #47 on: May 06, 2006, 08:15:13 AM »
Since last night. Boys are FUN. ;D

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Re: How long has it been?
« Reply #48 on: May 06, 2006, 08:45:54 AM »
4 hours.  Would've reported in sooner, but I needed to stop for food on my way home.

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Re: How long has it been?
« Reply #49 on: May 06, 2006, 09:16:01 AM »
I'd put it that way - how long has it been since you "got some" and was satisfied? Enjoyed? Felt really good about it???

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Re: How long has it been?
« Reply #50 on: May 06, 2006, 09:34:42 AM »
Hmm.  Issues?
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Re: How long has it been?
« Reply #51 on: May 06, 2006, 10:08:43 AM »
2 months ago today. And it'll be another 2 and a half until I get some more.
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Re: How long has it been?
« Reply #52 on: May 06, 2006, 10:16:37 AM »
I'd put it that way - how long has it been since you "got some" and was satisfied? Enjoyed? Felt really good about it???

Almost 24 hours since some knock-down drag out monkey love, now - and it left me feeling good aftewards.
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Re: How long has it been?
« Reply #53 on: May 07, 2006, 04:18:39 PM »
I can't really remember, but I think we're talking about a couple of years. I have sort of stopped caring right now. Or actually quite some time ago. *shrug*

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Re: How long has it been?
« Reply #54 on: May 07, 2006, 05:47:24 PM »
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Too long. Five weeks, and three left before I can again. It's times like these that I wish I liked anal or oral sex


Well, for Ogre's sake, I hope your mouth is beginning to look like a Cheerio. ;D

Thankfully it's only been about 7 hours after a shower attack and a more languid interlude thereafter.

I love twofers.
At least once a day it does. 

More often when he takes out the trash or does the dishes.  ;)

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Re: How long has it been?
« Reply #55 on: May 07, 2006, 06:11:00 PM »
Nine and one half months.

So, you decided not to have sex during your pregnancy, then?
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Re: How long has it been?
« Reply #56 on: May 07, 2006, 06:40:59 PM »
Wow Starlock, I didn't know you felt that way about us.

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Re: How long has it been?
« Reply #57 on: May 07, 2006, 06:59:40 PM »
Clock's been reset. I tucked the lad into bed tonight. Mmmmm. *smug*
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Re: How long has it been?
« Reply #58 on: May 07, 2006, 07:08:32 PM »
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Re: How long has it been?
« Reply #59 on: May 07, 2006, 07:10:30 PM »
I feel a tad guilty. I had two orgasms, but he only had one. I told him I owe him one. ;D
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