Maybe it's my rebellion against a religious upbringing...

But, I find it doubtful that shoving a bible up there is going to help.

But, I find it doubtful that shoving a bible up there is going to help.

Yeah, that was my thought, too.

Here it stands for "medical dumbass"

Unless there's a part of the Bible that says, "What are you reading a religious text, collection of culture legends, and prescriptions for living in the middle eastern desert for the Semitic tribes seven thousand years ago for, you ninny? Your culture has discovered antifungals, you dumbass, go buy some Monistat or make an appointment with your ob/gyn already. Why are you looking at me, I don't know, if it was about the relationship between man and God, I'd have something to say, but do you really think I want to talk about the itching and discharge from your cooter? Come back when you have a question I can actually answer. Ugh."

But I don't think there is.

BF says that the Bible actually DOES say that, except it prefers "poonanny" as opposed to "cooter".

Well, it depends which version you're using.

Would that be in the Old Testament or the New?

And which version of the New? There are dozens of translations of the Christian Bible none of which are perfectly matched.