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I found this today and had to share it.
« on: May 27, 2011, 11:48:40 PM »
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Re: I found this today and had to share it.
« Reply #1 on: May 27, 2011, 11:56:27 PM »
Maybe it's my rebellion against a religious upbringing...

But, I find it doubtful that shoving a bible up there is going to help.
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Re: I found this today and had to share it.
« Reply #2 on: May 28, 2011, 12:00:10 AM »
Maybe a bible covered in Monistat?
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Re: I found this today and had to share it.
« Reply #3 on: May 28, 2011, 04:56:40 AM »
But, I find it doubtful that shoving a bible up there is going to help.
Yeah, that was my thought, too.
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Re: I found this today and had to share it.
« Reply #4 on: May 28, 2011, 07:54:22 AM »
MD? Seriously?
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Re: I found this today and had to share it.
« Reply #5 on: May 28, 2011, 11:39:38 AM »
Here it stands for "medical dumbass"

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Re: I found this today and had to share it.
« Reply #6 on: May 28, 2011, 11:56:36 AM »
Womp womp!
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Re: I found this today and had to share it.
« Reply #7 on: May 29, 2011, 06:17:06 PM »
Unless there's a part of the Bible that says, "What are you reading a religious text, collection of culture legends, and prescriptions for living in the middle eastern desert for the Semitic tribes seven thousand years ago for, you ninny? Your culture has discovered antifungals, you dumbass, go buy some Monistat or make an appointment with your ob/gyn already. Why are you looking at me, I don't know, if it was about the relationship between man and God, I'd have something to say, but do you really think I want to talk about the itching and discharge from your cooter? Come back when you have a question I can actually answer. Ugh."

But I don't think there is.
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Re: I found this today and had to share it.
« Reply #8 on: May 29, 2011, 07:49:58 PM »
...snip...
But I don't think there is.

Pretty sure that's what all those John 3:16 signs are about.
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Re: I found this today and had to share it.
« Reply #9 on: May 29, 2011, 08:36:44 PM »
BF says that the Bible actually DOES say that, except it prefers "poonanny" as opposed to "cooter".
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Re: I found this today and had to share it.
« Reply #10 on: May 29, 2011, 09:58:50 PM »
Well, it depends which version you're using.

Would that be in the Old Testament or the New?

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Re: I found this today and had to share it.
« Reply #11 on: May 31, 2011, 02:05:16 PM »
Well, it depends which version you're using.

Would that be in the Old Testament or the New?
And which version of the New? There are dozens of translations of the Christian Bible none of which are perfectly matched.
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Re: I found this today and had to share it.
« Reply #12 on: May 31, 2011, 02:39:35 PM »
That was covered in the first sentence. ;)