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Naughty Gift Exchange 2011
« on: October 03, 2011, 06:07:03 PM »
Deadline to enter is November 1st.

For those of you who are new to this, I'll explain. Each year, around this time, we have a gift exchange. It's sort of like a "Secret Santa" exchange in that you don't know who your gifter is until you get the gift or until they tell you. You give me your address and the other info below, I will assign you a giftee and you send them a naughty gift. It can be basically anything you want. You can spend whatever you want, from handmade for freeeee to $200 super vibe. Some people will specify things they want or don't want to give you ideas- it just depends on who you get. You will receive a confirmation once I get your request for involvement, so if you I don't get back to you or you don't see your name on the list, email me again.

If you have no idea what to get your giftee, ask me. I will contact your giftee and ask- that way you don't give away who you are.

If you'd like to be involved with this, please pm me.  In your email please include the following:

-Name, or name you'd like on your package
-Address the package should sent to
-Any gift you might have in mind, or would like
-Any gift you would not
-Naked picture of yourself for my disposal (of course this is *required)
-Any other information you might think would be helpful for me (allergies, discreetness level

Gifts must be sent out by December 10th! That way, the gift should be received by around Christmas or shortly after. If you can't get this done on time, don't enter. If something comes up after you enter and you're like "oh shit, I'm not gonna get this done on time", let me know! I'm not gonna be mad, but I will let your giftee know in case they have travel plans and so they don't think their gifter hates them.

I will keep an up to date list of who is signed up at the end of this. If you signed up and don't see your name, let me know.

List of People That Are IN
Scix
Peachfish
EnsoMu/his Beloved
Tamsin/Haok
Aeryven
toolazy
Kyle
« Last Edit: October 19, 2011, 05:24:28 PM by PeachFish »
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Re: Naughty Gift Exchange 2011
« Reply #1 on: October 04, 2011, 07:53:13 PM »
Woo! It's been at least a couple of years since I joined in. For the record, I'm willing to ship internationally this year, and I've got my own place, so there's no chance of delivery mix-up with my dad, who shares the exact same name and initials as me.

I'm excited. :)

Edit to add: Information sent!
« Last Edit: October 04, 2011, 08:22:14 PM by Aeryven »
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Re: Naughty Gift Exchange 2011
« Reply #2 on: October 05, 2011, 05:46:29 AM »
I think 6 is all we had last time. Let's go for a big run this year!!!
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Re: Naughty Gift Exchange 2011
« Reply #3 on: October 05, 2011, 05:48:26 AM »
Sorry guys, for the first time in like 5 years I wont be able to join in. Stupid unexpected finances as well as talk about my job *maybe* being done away with means I have to hang on to every cent.

Luckily, I still have a little bit to go in the book I got last year. :D

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Re: Naughty Gift Exchange 2011
« Reply #4 on: October 05, 2011, 06:07:10 AM »
Luckily, I still have a little bit to go in the book I got last year. :D

Oooh, books as gifts, I like it.  I've been pondering sharing a copy of Sex at Dawn by Chris Ryan.

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Re: Naughty Gift Exchange 2011
« Reply #5 on: October 05, 2011, 02:14:15 PM »
For that personal touch, there's nothing quite like a "clone-a-willy" or "clone-a-pussy" kits. Either the kits or the end product would be cool gifts, I think. And if you don't get the vibrator version, they're fairly cheap too. :)
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Re: Naughty Gift Exchange 2011
« Reply #6 on: October 05, 2011, 02:16:34 PM »
Too poor this year =(
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Re: Naughty Gift Exchange 2011
« Reply #7 on: October 07, 2011, 05:56:21 AM »
I need more naked pictures. More people should join!
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Re: Naughty Gift Exchange 2011
« Reply #8 on: October 07, 2011, 08:01:24 AM »
I need more naked pictures. More people should join!
I'll try to take some new ones later tonight and send them your way. You know, just to tide you over until more people join. ;)
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Re: Naughty Gift Exchange 2011
« Reply #9 on: October 07, 2011, 08:31:26 AM »
I need more naked pictures.

To be fair though, who doesn't.
Call it a strange sort of compersion/mudita sort of feeling, but I don't think I'm alone in thinking that when you even mildly know the person in the picture, it bumps it up a notch in terms of the happiness factor.

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Re: Naughty Gift Exchange 2011
« Reply #10 on: October 07, 2011, 11:06:26 AM »
...when you even mildly know the person in the picture, it bumps it up a notch in terms of the happiness factor.
Yeah. I believe it's because there's so much more implied in a nude pic from someone you know. Sure, sometimes a nude pic is a nude pic. But, sometimes it's more than that. It's a show of trust. Of affection. Of openness. Of friendship.

That's why I love the naughty forumites section of the board. That's also why I'm sad that most people don't post pics there anymore. It's like the naughty community has had its trust broken one too many times, and now it's just a place where a handful of people share thoughts and the occasional pic.

It used to be such a vibrant place.  :cry:

So anyway, I dig what you're sayin'. :)
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Re: Naughty Gift Exchange 2011
« Reply #11 on: October 07, 2011, 01:21:17 PM »
I'm seriously considering joining, even though I'm still unemployed, because handmades are a possibility.  Will advise.

Also, Aer, I was just thinking about that today, prompted by a conversation I was having with someone about that NF thread of ours about three years ago.  It occurred to me, simultaneously, that a) three years is a long time to go without posting anything, and b) it's even longer to go without taking any naughty pictures.  And then I was sad.  'Cause I'd really like to take part in the naughty community again, and now I have nobody to work a camera.
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Re: Naughty Gift Exchange 2011
« Reply #12 on: October 07, 2011, 06:07:03 PM »
You know what? 3 years really is a long time between posts.

And whilst our physical entanglements have come to an end, I'm still able to hold a damn camera. I even have a pretty good one. I can even wear The Photographer's Kilt of Objectification if it helps get you in the mood for Sexy Picture Time(tm). :P
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Re: Naughty Gift Exchange 2011
« Reply #13 on: October 07, 2011, 06:15:11 PM »
This...is sounding more and more like fun!  And hell, it probably wouldn't even be awkward with you, like it would with many others!  Must ponder this further...
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Re: Naughty Gift Exchange 2011
« Reply #14 on: October 08, 2011, 01:07:26 AM »
DO IT
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Re: Naughty Gift Exchange 2011
« Reply #15 on: October 10, 2011, 09:07:11 PM »
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Re: Naughty Gift Exchange 2011
« Reply #16 on: October 19, 2011, 07:52:38 AM »
MORE PEOPLE JOIN THE EXCHANGE NOW PLEASE. (Mostly because I want naked pictures.)
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Re: Naughty Gift Exchange 2011
« Reply #17 on: October 19, 2011, 08:00:26 AM »
Put me down for a yes. Now that I have a proper job, I can actually afford to get something for someone.
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Re: Naughty Gift Exchange 2011
« Reply #18 on: October 19, 2011, 08:17:35 AM »
Haok and I have already determined potential presents for different people. ^_^
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Re: Naughty Gift Exchange 2011
« Reply #19 on: October 19, 2011, 08:41:35 AM »
Haok and I have already determined potential presents for different people. ^_^

I have some ideas for gifts in general, though not for specific people.  As for Beloved and I, we're pretty easy going and don't want anything fancy or elaborate or expensive.  Something heartfelt or thoughtful would be wonderful.  Heck, I'm the worst to shop for as I love giving gifts, but feel strange getting them.