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« on: October 25, 2006, 10:06:41 PM »
I know, we have the random questions thread, but I don't want to put sex stuff there.  It just feels... not right.  So, here we go.  For all the little questions that don't quite deserve their own thread, but you just gotta ask someone.

So here's mine.  I want to clean my bits.  At home, I use the happy shower head to get water to the right places, and everything gets clean.  I'm now in a dorm.  The shower is slightly smaller than an airplane bathroom.  The shower head can barely change angles, let alone get down to get my bits. 

So, how do I clean my girly bits? 
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« Reply #1 on: October 25, 2006, 11:48:19 PM »
A very mild soap, your fingers, and perhaps a soft wash cloth?

Seriously, perhaps my having the other equipment prevents me from grokking this, but I fail to see the problem here. OTOH, my wife has no problems keeping her vulva clean even when there is no detachable shower head around...
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« Reply #2 on: October 25, 2006, 11:55:12 PM »
If you can, prop one foot up on os your knee is as close to a 90degree angle as possible.  Cup your hand just below your bits, and have the water aimed at the shoulder of the same arm.  Wait for your hand to fill with water, then use that to flush out your bits.

It sounds more complicated than it is.  It works very well, though it usualy takes more than one handfull of water.

Whatever you do DONT douche!  Your vayjay is a self-maintaining ecoystem.  Though it's good to rinse any excess away, and keep it clean, you dont want to screw with it too much.
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« Reply #3 on: October 26, 2006, 05:16:17 AM »
I always just stand facing the shower head and assume sort of a masterbatory position by putting my middle finger inside my vagina, and the rest of my hand slightly cupped. That way the water runs down my arms and stomach and pools in my hand and runs down my finger. Add a bit of a circling motion and water rinses everything down there off.

Right after my period I do the same thing, but I tilt my pelvis more so that more water runs inside and gets swished around.
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« Reply #4 on: October 28, 2006, 05:38:30 PM »
Apologies if the linking to of other forums is a no-no.  But this thread says soap will upset the pH balance of a vagina and there are special washes that can be used.

http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/board/about94455.html

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« Reply #5 on: October 28, 2006, 05:42:09 PM »
I think the best Special Wash for vulvas and vaginas is water.
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« Reply #6 on: October 29, 2006, 01:13:30 AM »
Saliva.  Definitely saliva.
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« Reply #7 on: October 29, 2006, 01:21:17 AM »
I would like to revise my last post.

da chicken is correct.
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« Reply #8 on: October 30, 2006, 04:38:26 AM »
Apologies if the linking to of other forums is a no-no.  But this thread says soap will upset the pH balance of a vagina and there are special washes that can be used.

http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/board/about94455.html

I read through that and ZOMG horrific.

The entire vulva, and the vagina in particular maintain themselves quite nicely barring any sort of disorder.  Water is basically all you need to use, barring thrush or other infection.  The closest soaps or "special washes" ever get to my vulva is when I'm washing the outer bits and my upper thighs. 
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« Reply #9 on: October 30, 2006, 05:53:27 AM »
Yeah,  soap in the crotchular area is a BIG nono for me.

From sometime in 3rd grade on, I would get at least on horribly painful UTI every year.  We didnt know why, so I just had to deal with it.  It took until about 9th grade for me to realise it was becasue I would take bubble baths, be ousted from teh bathroom in the middle (one toilet for 2 or more teenagers not a very good setup) and the suds would get into sensitive areas.

Now I dont take baths, I use hypoallergenic detergent, and I never EVER let soap anywhere near my vayjay.  I havent had a UTI since highschool.
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« Reply #10 on: October 30, 2006, 06:02:31 AM »
I read through that and ZOMG horrific.

*cringes* They honestly recommend douching once a week?! Also, I *really* hope they are confusing the vulva and vagina, otherwise the whole soap in vagina thingy has me whimpering softly in a corner.
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« Reply #11 on: October 30, 2006, 08:55:07 PM »
Diluted Cetaphil is great for your nards if you want something a little stronger than water but not so that it burns your tender vittles.

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« Reply #12 on: October 30, 2006, 09:17:53 PM »
Hehee, nards.
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« Reply #13 on: October 31, 2006, 07:05:27 AM »
Tender Vittles.....isn't that a brand of cat food?

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« Reply #14 on: October 31, 2006, 07:43:19 AM »
My mom bought me a bottle of Black Cohash(sp), and said it would help lessen the intensity of my cramps.

Does anyone else take this?  Does it work?  I'd really rather not take another 3 pills a day if it's not gonna do anything for me.
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« Reply #15 on: November 05, 2006, 01:09:51 PM »
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« Reply #16 on: November 05, 2006, 03:43:14 PM »
If you can, prop one foot up on os your knee is as close to a 90degree angle as possible.  Cup your hand just below your bits, and have the water aimed at the shoulder of the same arm.  Wait for your hand to fill with water, then use that to flush out your bits.

It sounds more complicated than it is.  It works very well, though it usualy takes more than one handfull of water.

Yee! I'm not alone! The water's fine just aimed at your hands, though, really.

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« Reply #17 on: November 05, 2006, 10:05:50 PM »
My mom bought me a bottle of Black Cohash(sp), and said it would help lessen the intensity of my cramps.

Does anyone else take this?  Does it work?  I'd really rather not take another 3 pills a day if it's not gonna do anything for me.

Black Cohosh is a plant which contains lots of estrogen-like compounds. It's most often used in menopausal women to lessen their symptoms. I've never heard of it easing cramps, but it sounds like it would work. Try soy as well, it contains a lot of the same good stuffs.
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« Reply #18 on: November 14, 2006, 01:29:24 PM »
Is it, y'know, normal to bleed a little after sex the first few times, rather than just after the first time?  I'm not talking huge gouts of blood a-la freshly broken hymen, but just that faint pink stain in your panties afterwards.  Is this OK, or should I see someone about this?

Also, is there a less, I don't know, mood-ruining way to avoid post-coital UTIs than the "hey, that was great, I'ma go pee now" route? (Sorry, I'm just an incurable romantic and I don't like getting up to take a piss right after sex.)
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« Reply #19 on: November 14, 2006, 01:55:31 PM »
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