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« on: April 24, 2008, 12:44:15 PM »
One of these days, Im gonna make that chart for Zeta. ONE OF THESE DAYS.

(Edited by Gudy to add:
OK, folks, we're going to do this. Since this has the potential to end in tears and drama, and I'm going to be one of the people who'll have to clean up afterwards, I'll put a few ground rules in.
1. If you don't want to be on the chart, speak up - either in this thread or by PM to me.
2. If this thread devolves into drama, it's gonna get axed.
3. If you want to contribute, be sure that the people you mention are OK with this.

To see the results and contribute without being redundant, get Dia, either from here if you're on Windows, or from here if you are not.

OK, here's the dia file (rename from .dia.doc to .dia) and a png. Changes from S*S's version:
- added Zeraphyna, Fever, Starlock, Danixae, lilred, Seven, Vorsaga, TGU, tomdooley, Aeryven, icicole, Imaginary, Klaus von Phisstybuns, Wicked, godsgopher, vrimj, Lady Morrowind, staticHD3, doidy
- cleaned up some of the jungle around fey
- fixed the LadyM-Jabba link
- Darth and Cythy are married, so are MeowBerry and Kaiser Reinhard
- honored all known requests for removal,
- removed all people who never were on zCh
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« Last Edit: October 06, 2011, 12:18:09 PM by Gudy »
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« Reply #1 on: April 24, 2008, 12:45:14 PM »
One of these days, Im gonna make that chart for Zeta. ONE OF THESE DAYS.

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« Reply #2 on: April 24, 2008, 12:47:01 PM »
Dude, you're only encouraging me. My sole reason for undertaking such a project would be to cause trouble.
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« Reply #3 on: April 24, 2008, 12:50:27 PM »
I'm not sure whether the ZetaChart sounds fascinating or terrifying.  The scope of such a thing would be huuuuuuuuuuuuuge!
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« Reply #4 on: April 24, 2008, 01:11:04 PM »
HA! I'm only linked to ONE person on zetachannel in the flow chart! And he came to Zchan AFTER we hooked up. So I win.  :D
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« Reply #5 on: April 24, 2008, 01:22:46 PM »
Three or four, depending on the breaks.
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« Reply #6 on: April 24, 2008, 01:25:29 PM »
Im actually making it now! Obviously it's limited by my knowledge, and I can't remember what's public knowledge, and what Im not supposed to know, so Im not sure how the posting logistics will work out.

Jabba- really? I only have you down for two. Fancy PMing me? For science.
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« Reply #7 on: April 24, 2008, 01:28:12 PM »
I think I've only ever done the horizontal tango with one forumite...
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« Reply #8 on: April 24, 2008, 01:28:53 PM »
Hmm. I think Im going to dump all the single-pairings off on a second chart.

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« Reply #9 on: April 24, 2008, 01:30:52 PM »
ZOMG! It's like Alice's flowchart of Lesbians from the L Word.
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« Reply #10 on: April 24, 2008, 01:32:51 PM »
...I fear that this chart would give me the unslakable urge to connect my dots by banging the forumites I've been secretly (or un-secretly) desiring for many years.
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« Reply #11 on: April 24, 2008, 01:35:26 PM »
And PuPP claimed that it would be a thing of evil. HAH!

Edit: Oh, and what are Alayah and Cedar's husbands called?
« Last Edit: April 24, 2008, 01:38:23 PM by S*S »
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« Reply #12 on: April 24, 2008, 01:47:17 PM »
Only one for me, unless I am being intensely forgetful (though Zch's predecessor had a few more links)
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« Reply #13 on: April 24, 2008, 02:00:06 PM »
Yeah, I got it.

It is done'd! Though I need... lots of clarification from fae, and Im pretty sure Allanque was going to marry someone, but I can't remember who, and also I have a vague memory of Just Jac being involved with someone other then Open GL Aaron, and monkey seems like he should be connected to more people, etc etc. Oh, and did Starlock and Danixae ever hit it off?
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« Reply #14 on: April 24, 2008, 03:47:23 PM »
And PuPP claimed that it would be a thing of evil. HAH!

Edit: Oh, and what are Alayah and Cedar's husbands called?

Cedar isn't married... 
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« Reply #15 on: April 24, 2008, 03:51:34 PM »
You folks are insane.
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« Reply #16 on: April 24, 2008, 04:07:02 PM »
I basically got bored and gave up on this project half way through, with the result that it looks like ass, doesn't distuinguish between marriage/one night stands/ "just dating", and is generally sucktacular.

I think it's trimmed down to the extent that it won't ruffle any feathers, but if anyone is horrible offended, shoot me a PM and Ill take it down.

If anyone wants to edit them into something nicer or more comprehensive, go for it.
« Last Edit: April 25, 2008, 03:15:26 PM by S*S »
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« Reply #17 on: April 24, 2008, 04:14:27 PM »
... I'm disappointed, honestly. :(

It isn't anywhere near as huge and involved as I'd imagined.
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« Reply #18 on: April 24, 2008, 04:16:56 PM »
Johnny's never been known to be thorough.  :P

(And that's probably better for everyone here.)
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« Reply #19 on: April 24, 2008, 04:18:51 PM »

(And that's probably better for everyone here.)

Most likely.
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