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« Reply #40 on: April 25, 2008, 05:34:09 AM »
Or they can simply mock you for your inadequacy.

In defense of his proposal, I think that is unnecessary.  There are already so many ways in which S*S comes up short.

(It was right there!  It was begging to be said!)
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« Reply #41 on: April 25, 2008, 06:21:21 AM »
Edit: Oh, and what are Alayah and Cedar's husbands called?

Uhm...hahah. I have no clue. My husband didn't post long and that was way back on xF....although he did come to the Ohio gathering to meet forumites. It may very well have been Alayah's Hubby. It was something uber creative like that.

Inadequate or not, I was amused. I only knew about half of the stuff on that chart. Although I do know of a few more that aren't on there, including one for myself.  It'd be cool to have a complete chart, but I don't know that everyone wants their past in chart form for the world to see.
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« Reply #42 on: April 25, 2008, 06:31:24 AM »
I see S*S avoided even touching the mangrove thicket surrounding Lock and me. For that you might need 3-D modeling.

I would look at Gudy's version, but I think my employers would be cross with me if I downloaded something to a work computer that's in a language I don't even read.
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« Reply #43 on: April 25, 2008, 06:38:06 AM »
Why don't we branch this off into its own thread?

BTW, I remembered one more forumite I've boinked, but I have to ask her permission before I share that. (Oooh! Teaser!)
S*S: Yes, mature. It's not just a genre of porn anymore!
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« Reply #44 on: April 25, 2008, 06:42:43 AM »
Oooh, curious!
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« Reply #45 on: April 25, 2008, 07:15:27 AM »
You totally forgot my Joe, who has an account here, but has only posted a few times. He totally played with Fey too...but not Ogre. Sort of. Also, does it count if there was no PIV sex, just other sexy time things?
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« Reply #46 on: April 25, 2008, 07:27:16 AM »
With Vorsaga's sexy thumbs up I now confess that we have had sweet, delicious fun times back in the days of high school and early college. Hooray!
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« Reply #47 on: April 25, 2008, 07:50:48 AM »
With Vorsaga's sexy thumbs up I now confess that we have had sweet, delicious fun times back in the days of high school and early college. Hooray!


:#

Oh yeah. What's more fun that teasing your BFF by breathing down the back of her neck in a a theology class taught my one of the few male teachers in a girls-only school... before you knew you were bi? Oh yeah. =D That's got to win me some sort of prize.
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« Reply #48 on: April 25, 2008, 09:08:43 AM »
Speaking of former relationthings, did The Pagoon stop coming on the forums?
Haven't heard from him in a while.

....noting that chart, I see at least ONE pairing near mine I'd love to jump into the middle of.


....does cybering count?  [edit -- HA! I ss, it's the close-dotted line. Well, I get one more, but as usual, I can't name names unless the other one says it's okay]

...fuck teenagers.
Thank you, don't mind if I do....

(there has to be a way to do this chart so it is easily updated, say in a spreadsheet ... ?)
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« Reply #49 on: April 25, 2008, 09:46:09 AM »
Spreadsheet?

I'm having flashbacks to the Orgy Math Discussion.

Why must sex be so complicated? *laugh*
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« Reply #50 on: April 25, 2008, 09:50:29 AM »
With Vorsaga's sexy thumbs up I now confess that we have had sweet, delicious fun times back in the days of high school and early college. Hooray!

...that's hot!

It's also... man, what's the word? Not typical or stereotypical or anything, but... the whole schoolgirl-friends-fooling-around thing is kind of a trope.
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« Reply #51 on: April 25, 2008, 11:18:09 AM »
OK, I've uploaded the dia file, which should incorporate all information up to this point in the thread.
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« Reply #52 on: April 25, 2008, 11:31:26 AM »
I have absolutely nothing of value to contribute.

Just thought I'd tell you.

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« Reply #53 on: April 25, 2008, 11:32:45 AM »
OK, I've uploaded the dia file, which should incorporate all information up to this point in the thread.
Good idea, but I'd export it as a .png or a .pdf for people who don't have Dia.

Also, we should consider putting this in N_F.
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« Reply #54 on: April 25, 2008, 11:43:42 AM »
...in N_F we could supplement with pictures...
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« Reply #55 on: April 25, 2008, 11:45:00 AM »
Well, now there's going to be a complimentary thread no matter what.   ;)
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« Reply #56 on: April 25, 2008, 11:53:05 AM »
Good idea, but I'd export it as a .png or a .pdf for people who don't have Dia.

Good idea. I've added a png of the chart to the first post.

Also, we should consider putting this in N_F.

I thought about that and decided against it for now: not everyone on that chart is in N_F, and moreover, not everyone who could potentially be on that chart (and has thus reasons to PM me in order to prevent said inclusion) is in N_F. I figure doing it openly makes it easier for people to voice their objections, which I think is important.
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« Reply #57 on: April 25, 2008, 11:58:11 AM »
Yes, I agree that's a good point.  If it becomes an issue I'm sure we'll revisit it.  Maybe put it on a password protected website of some kind.  *shrug*
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« Reply #58 on: April 25, 2008, 12:08:43 PM »
Dear Other Two Forumite Boys I've Boinked,

Permission granted to identify yourselves in relation to our happy-fun-nekkid activities.  I just don't wanna out you unless you consent to same.
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« Reply #59 on: April 25, 2008, 12:11:57 PM »
I cannot view the .mia.doc file.

(also, if anyone remembers anything of me not on the chart, feel free to bring it up, I am not secretive by nature)

(also-also, one forumite and more-or-less cybered -- if said forumite is reading and is willing to admit

(also-also-also: I see now an only-on-xf in the key. Now I have to wrack my brains. Again, anyone with a better memory and/or personal knowledge, pls speak up)
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