Author Topic: TMI Vent (Read 5387 times)

TheManda · « **Reply #80 on:** February 17, 2012, 08:29:34 AM »

Jeebus fucked a lemming. Can I just get one semi-regular partner who isn't fucking phobic about causing me even the slightest discomfort? Seriously. I was just fooling around with my minion, he moved in a way that caused some skin to pull, and when I said "ow" it was like someone fired him out of a goddamned cannon across the room. Kyle does that shit all the time, and now this one? I am so fucking sick of being abandoned mid-fuck by penis-wielding pussies. "OW" MEANS FIX THE PROBLEM, NOT STOP TOUCHING ME! I'm one more of these encounters away from firing every goddamned last one of them.

Will someone please mail me a compatible man-creature who's capable of adjusting? This is getting OLD. I just kicked the minion right out of my house, 'cause I couldn't stand to look at him after that.

S*S · « **Reply #81 on:** February 17, 2012, 10:10:23 AM »

Explaining that to him and ordering him back might have been more effective. He was trying to be nice or something, not make you feel rejected or whatever.

TGU · « **Reply #82 on:** February 17, 2012, 12:09:53 PM »

I hate my uterus, I hate my period, and I really hate that the first two days of my period are always SUCH misery. I'm so lethargic it took me an hour to crawl out of bed after my alarm went off, and I'll only remain functional throughout the day via very regular doses of Midol. I HATE being this exhausted for what seems like no reason. I hate feeling like I can't even stand completely upright.

At least yesterday was Day One. That means the worst of it should be done by tonight. Ugh, I wish I didn't work today...

Lorelei · « **Reply #83 on:** February 17, 2012, 10:48:44 PM »

I bought a set of Cami Secrets to wear under a few low cut dresses I have so I could wear them at work.

Nice in theory. Not so great in execution. These only work with certain bras and are visible through a shirt if left out. I can actually see the full outline of it through the dress. My solution to this was to tuck it inside my bra today for the dress I was wearing. I had a black one on under a pretty form fitting dress for about 3 hours. When I took it off, I had a weird purple rectangle on my skin where the cami was touching it. Not cool.

Cytherea · « **Reply #84 on:** February 26, 2012, 07:54:36 AM »

Just when my nipples finally stop bleeding regularly (yay, better latch technique!), kid goes into a growth spurt feeding pattern.

My nipples are going to be sore forever, aren't they.

Cytherea · « **Reply #85 on:** February 27, 2012, 04:02:17 AM »

Also, I'd forgotten just how much I loathe disposable menstrual pads. I feel like I'm getting diaper rash, here, they're so over-drying.

Scix · « **Reply #86 on:** March 17, 2012, 07:19:49 AM »

Ah, it's spring.

I can tell because my jizz-rag is attracting ants.

Yuck?

Yuck.

tweak · « **Reply #87 on:** March 17, 2012, 07:35:58 AM »

auuuuuuuuuugh fucking wash ittttttt

Scix · « **Reply #88 on:** March 17, 2012, 08:16:33 AM »

Well, DUH.

ETA: It was in the laundry basket already.

tweak · « **Reply #89 on:** March 17, 2012, 10:22:15 AM »

It just really made me think of "because THAT'S HOW YOU GET ANTS!" from Archer.

S*S · « **Reply #90 on:** March 17, 2012, 08:48:01 PM »

He knows, Lana, it was in the washbasket already.

Scix · « **Reply #91 on:** March 18, 2012, 12:37:50 AM »

Quote from: tweak on March 17, 2012, 10:22:15 AM

It just really made me think of "because THAT'S HOW YOU GET ANTS!" from Archer.

Me too, actually.

stargazer2 · « **Reply #92 on:** April 29, 2012, 07:21:37 PM »

It has a mind of its own, a diabolical sense of timing, and a sadistic bent that I've never been able to temper. It's official: the uterus has got to go, along with its minions, Madame Ovary and Captain Appendix.

This vent has been brought to you by three days of pain pointing ever increasingly to a really rough onset of period probably roughly Tuesday.

PoipleAsh · « **Reply #93 on:** May 02, 2012, 12:51:35 AM »

http://www.youtube.com/embed/hiwHphbnC-w

I cannot see the specialist soon enough. No longer am I able to eat fiber. Oh goodness do not let this be IBD.

Never thought I would be crossing my fingers and hoping for I.B.S.

Tamsin · « **Reply #94 on:** May 04, 2012, 12:05:11 PM »

Okay so.

This week and a half period bullshit.

FUCK IT TO HELL AND BACK.

That is all.

Cytherea · « **Reply #95 on:** May 04, 2012, 12:50:05 PM »

Speaking of periods, what the ever-loving fuck is this?!! I'm 2.5mos postpartum and exclusively breastfeeding. Why in hell am I having something that looks like a light period?? I figured I'd be getting at least a few months off, here!

Ladyparts, I am disappoint.

Bunner_Redux · « **Reply #96 on:** May 05, 2012, 10:41:16 PM »

Quote from: Cytherea on May 04, 2012, 12:50:05 PM

Ladyparts, I am disappoint.

I must propose a counter-argument to this train of thinking.
Speaking solely and entirely from a straight male's perspective.... You can *never* be disappointed with ladyparts.

Bunner_Redux · « **Reply #97 on:** May 05, 2012, 10:47:37 PM »

Quote from: Tamsin on May 04, 2012, 12:05:11 PM

This week and a half period bullshit.

FUCK IT TO HELL AND BACK.

You seem emotionally unstable.
Instead of the Global Thermonuclear War, how about a nice game of chess?

On an entirely unrelated note, there was an article in the newspaper today about those newfanged C-string undergarments.
I'm not exactly a physics or an anatomy major, but I'm still trying to figure out how the hell they work.
Also, are panty-lines *really* such a problem? I'm a boy - I do not experience these issues with my silk boxer-shorts, so, I'm slightly confuzzled.

TheManda · « **Reply #98 on:** May 08, 2012, 05:36:00 PM »

FUCKING HORMONES. I'm taking EVERYTHING personally today -- minor screwup at work, feeling lonely, blahblahblah. The only gorram decent thing about feeling like this is that I recognize that it's all hormonal and it'll pass.

But right now, I'm sitting here at my desk in tears because I just want someone to hold me. Or just let me lean on them. Or fuck, ruffle my hair when they walk past me or something.

I almost fell apart at work today when one of my residents, with whom I was sitting for a visit, stood up, kissed me on the forehead, and said, in her thick Romanian accent, "God bless you, sweetheart, and all those who love you."

At least, based on my usual pattern, this means I'll be clear-in-the-pants in time for birthday-party debauchery.

*SkaKitty* · « **Reply #99 on:** May 09, 2012, 09:13:02 AM »

Quote from: TheManda on May 08, 2012, 05:36:00 PM

But right now, I'm sitting here at my desk in tears because I just want someone to hold me. Or just let me lean on them. Or fuck, ruffle my hair when they walk past me or something.

I get like this, and i'm on the POP and don't have periods. gah :/

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