Author Topic: Way Too Much Information! (Read 410847 times)

Sparky · « **on:** April 17, 2006, 08:03:10 PM »

Well, someone had to start it...

While I was on vacation, my roomates ate the last of my food, and since I'm currently in the red, I can't get groceries until the student union food bank opens tomorrow. So, I've been surviving on the bran and rasin mix Mom sent back with me.

My colon feels funny.

Klaus von Phisstybuns · « **Reply #1 on:** April 17, 2006, 11:14:39 PM »

Last two weeks I haven't gone down to the mall to pick up my shampoo. Now I'm out've money, and realizd I'm also down to my last dram of Pantene. So I haven't washed my hair in roughly 6 days. (it's about halfway down my back)

Suprisingly enough, it's been so well behaved that no one at work has hinted any notion of noticing. I even fool myself when I look into the mirror in the bathroom at work.

julia · « **Reply #2 on:** April 18, 2006, 04:25:55 AM »

I can still taste the blood ... from the bloody nose I just had. Ick. And I haven't showered in, three days. Maybe four.

choctaw · « **Reply #3 on:** April 18, 2006, 11:42:53 AM »

I didn't poop for two days, then woke up this morning at 4:30 and blew out an O-ring, I think.

*winces*

Diesa · « **Reply #4 on:** April 18, 2006, 11:57:26 AM »

Having an angiogram of my eyes made my urine turn the color of highlighter. Seriously, it reflected on the walls and ceiling of the bathroom and made everything glow yellow until I flushed it down.

Sadly enough, it turned my natural lubrication yellow too...

Gudy · « **Reply #5 on:** April 18, 2006, 01:57:51 PM »

In addition to snot that is somewhere between slime-like and almost liquid in consistency, I've lately been having a different kind of snot. It always comes out of my left nostril. It is clear, colorless, and almost jello-like, and will keep it's shape which is small, round, worm-like and about an inch long. My nose feels different a couple hours before I'll snort it out (can't hawk it up - another difference to normal snot), so I know when it's coming.

It freaks me out.

(edited for tyops: it's late)

Pixie · « **Reply #6 on:** April 18, 2006, 02:03:39 PM »

ALIENS IN YOUR NOSE

Hippie · « **Reply #7 on:** April 18, 2006, 06:48:36 PM »

I was kind of hoping I'd have bite marks from last night.

toranoraneko · « **Reply #8 on:** April 18, 2006, 08:04:40 PM »

Why can't I have normal zits? What I have I done to vicerally offend my skin so?

Count_Zero · « **Reply #9 on:** April 18, 2006, 08:07:50 PM »

Well, the three holes that were cut in me to remove that cyst, well, they're closing, but one of them is producing a mucsy stuff. We've been flushing it out with a water/hydrogen peroxide mixture, but still - eww.

Klaus von Phisstybuns · « **Reply #10 on:** April 18, 2006, 10:38:35 PM »

I still haven't washed my hair.

Paladin · « **Reply #11 on:** April 18, 2006, 11:25:18 PM »

I just hate it when my nipples are itching. The sensation may feel wonderful at first, but orgastic sensations that last all day long are not fun anymore.

Lorelei · « **Reply #12 on:** April 18, 2006, 11:27:02 PM »

I don't like it when my nipples feel anything. Any sensation on them at all is annoying to me.

Link · « **Reply #13 on:** April 18, 2006, 11:48:55 PM »

I shaved my ass today, from lower back to balls, as I felt it was getting quite sasquatchian amd I feel like wearing my pants quite low.

Lady Malchav · « **Reply #14 on:** April 19, 2006, 07:11:38 PM »

Quote from: Lorelei on April 18, 2006, 11:27:02 PM

I don't like it when my nipples feel anything. Any sensation on them at all is annoying to me.

Same here!

On another note: I cannot stop picking at the scab on my knee. It hurts to GOOD!

TGU · « **Reply #15 on:** April 19, 2006, 07:21:10 PM »

Shaved last night and forgot to moisturize. Crotch has been itchy ALL DAY.

Norq · « **Reply #16 on:** April 19, 2006, 09:52:53 PM »

Oh dear lord, that was one of the best orgasms EVER.

My boy is sooo damn sexy.

Klaus von Phisstybuns · « **Reply #17 on:** April 19, 2006, 11:20:04 PM »

I let loose a big'ol juicy fart while walking home just now . . . I completely forgot that I should've whiped my ass when I got in the door (because I sweat a lot when I walk) until I just looked at my computer screen still sitting here in the channel on this thread . . .*wanders away to the bathroom*

S_C · « **Reply #18 on:** April 20, 2006, 01:13:12 AM »

I wish there were too TMI threads - one for sex-stuff and one for gross-stuff.

Pixie · « **Reply #19 on:** April 20, 2006, 01:16:36 AM »

I was thinking that myself. Well, more that you never know which to expect coming into the thread. The idea of having two didn't occur to me.

But what would you do with gross sex stuff?

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