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Re: Way Too Much Information!
« Reply #40 on: April 22, 2006, 10:52:01 AM »
I always thought that the puking was our bodies' little warning sign....shows what I know :P

My TMI?  I had my first forumite-related sex dream last night. Odd thing? It wasn't who I would have thought it would have been, at all. *puzzled*
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Re: Way Too Much Information!
« Reply #41 on: April 22, 2006, 11:15:32 AM »
I am now taking bets. 3:1 odds on any male poster. 4:1 on anyone who is known mainly for their political views or sexual tastes.
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Re: Way Too Much Information!
« Reply #42 on: April 22, 2006, 12:22:52 PM »
So what you're saying is that you're taking 1:12 odds that it was you? ;-)

I would bet against a male, but am undecided on the second, tending to an "against" there as well.
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Re: Way Too Much Information!
« Reply #43 on: April 23, 2006, 09:32:40 AM »
You're taking bets on which person I had a sex dream about? Or am I completely misunderstanding the intent?
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Re: Way Too Much Information!
« Reply #44 on: April 23, 2006, 09:37:52 AM »
If I didn't have children who used my computer, this would so be my desktop wallpaper.


And yes, I thought of the puppies last night. *nod*
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Re: Way Too Much Information!
« Reply #45 on: April 23, 2006, 09:47:30 AM »
You're taking bets on which person I had a sex dream about? Or am I completely misunderstanding the intent?
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Re: Way Too Much Information!
« Reply #46 on: April 23, 2006, 10:03:23 AM »
*chuckle* wouldn't it have been easier to just ask?

And for the record? It's a good thing no one took you up on that, or you'd have lost everything. It's neither of those categories.
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Re: Way Too Much Information!
« Reply #47 on: April 23, 2006, 11:22:34 AM »
Favorable odds are usually given to something considered unlikely to happen in order to encourage people to bet on a long shot.
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Re: Way Too Much Information!
« Reply #48 on: April 23, 2006, 11:23:53 AM »
Im just going to ask, lol. Who was it I say?
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Re: Way Too Much Information!
« Reply #49 on: April 23, 2006, 11:32:20 AM »
I had mucho sex on Friday night (3 times! Oy!) and then yesterday got a Brazillian. My va-jay-jay doesn't like me now.

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Re: Way Too Much Information!
« Reply #50 on: April 23, 2006, 11:41:15 AM »
I bet it was ME!
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Re: Way Too Much Information!
« Reply #51 on: April 23, 2006, 11:53:40 AM »
I bet it was ME!

But....wouldn't that be EXPECTED? You ARE teh secks, after all :)
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Re: Way Too Much Information!
« Reply #52 on: April 23, 2006, 05:53:11 PM »
I got my period today.  Which means that dream I had a month ago WAS just a dream, and I am not carrying devil spawn....  dammit.
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Re: Way Too Much Information!
« Reply #53 on: April 23, 2006, 06:44:10 PM »
Well, I bet if you WERE carrying devil spawn, the little bastard would probably make you bleed. ;)

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Re: Way Too Much Information!
« Reply #54 on: April 23, 2006, 07:34:58 PM »
This girl cannot get enough.

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Re: Way Too Much Information!
« Reply #55 on: April 23, 2006, 07:42:33 PM »
Over the weekend I had a very vivid dream that I really but reeeeeaaallly had to use the bathroom and I didn't make it to the toilet. I woke up and frantically patted the back of my pajama pants thinking I'd find poop. That same night, my husband dreamed that he smelled my butt and it reeked.

Coincidence?? I think NOT! *cues ominous music*
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Re: Way Too Much Information!
« Reply #56 on: April 23, 2006, 08:03:13 PM »
I donated plasma today, mostly to support my friend who needed the money. As I looked around the room, I noticed everyone's plasma was about the same color: peachy pink. My machine started sucking and so did my friend's...but what came out into the bottle was GREEN!

My friend and I both had bottles of almost emerald green plasma. We found out later it's because we're both on Ortho-Evra, and it's natural.

Still...eww. My plasma's green.
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Re: Way Too Much Information!
« Reply #57 on: April 23, 2006, 08:11:29 PM »
Your secret is out. Vulcan spy.

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Re: Way Too Much Information!
« Reply #58 on: April 23, 2006, 08:28:39 PM »
Irish plasma!
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Re: Way Too Much Information!
« Reply #59 on: April 23, 2006, 09:37:20 PM »
She's A LEPPERCORN!
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