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Kyle J Cardoza    Topic opened August 28, 2008, 07:42:27 PM
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You're surrounded by armed bastards!

Foreword: This stuff is not going to happen today, nor this week, this month, maybe not even this year. But it's going to happen.

Now then. The software that runs zCh is still current, but it's not going to be for much longer. What's going to happen when the time comes, as you'd expect, is that we'll be upgrading to SMF version 2, which will be at that time the new current version. It's out in beta now, but we won't be upgrading 'till it's out of beta.

What does all this mean? Well, for starters, a number of features and such will be gone, 'till I can make them work again. Also, the current theme will have to be replaced. But that's not all. Oh no.

It's time to re-brand. "Zeta Channel" was originally a name I came up with in thirty seconds to name a project I was working on when, coincidentally, xForums.net went down for good. I horked the name, whipped up this site, and Bob's your uncle. But I've never been terribly satisfied with the name. I want you lot to pick a new one. I also want to hear what you want from the site, in terms of features as well as look & feel. Certain things will be carried over as priority one, not least among them the custom post templates and quick reply on which I worked so hard.

So. What do you want?
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Kyle J Cardoza Reply #1 in Coming Soon: The End and the Beginning — Posted August 28, 2008, 07:43:34 PM
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You're surrounded by armed bastards!

I forgot to mention: I also plan to do a general re-organization of the board structure while all this other stuff is being done, including a bit of pruning.
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TGU Reply #2 in Coming Soon: The End and the Beginning — Posted August 28, 2008, 07:53:11 PM

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"Big damn heroes, sir!"

Allow me to be the first to offer an unhelpful "I like the name Zeta Channel." Wink

Don't worry, I'll be back later with something that's actually helpful.
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Aeryven Reply #3 in Coming Soon: The End and the Beginning — Posted August 28, 2008, 09:37:28 PM
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Well, I've also gotten used to Zeta Channel. I suppose a new name could be interesting.

heh.. I suppose a shortened "zChan" would be viewed as horribly derivative.

I vote for "Bob.org" *checks* Fuck.
Okay.. how about "checkoutmyass.net"? that one's available. Smile

Not helpful?

Okay fine. Hmm...

Here's a few:
social-euthanasia.*
ifoundmahbukkit.*
icanhasfire.*
(and its big brother)
icanhasfirenao.*
cheeseforthemasses.*
bestforumevar.*
ubertalk.* (not available in .com)

and finally...
I think we should call it YOURGRAVE.* (also not available in .com)

Edit to add: I don't know how popular this one would be, but it's available in both .ca and .org...

ifuckedyourmom.*

I feel like I'm contributing, but I know I'm really not. *happy sigh* Smile
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MeowBerry Reply #4 in Coming Soon: The End and the Beginning — Posted August 28, 2008, 10:19:11 PM

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I totally vote for this.

ifoundmahbukkit  Heart
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Aeryven Reply #5 in Coming Soon: The End and the Beginning — Posted August 28, 2008, 11:01:35 PM
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As funny as it may be, I have serious doubts that Kyle will ever agree to that one. halfsmile
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Sean Reply #6 in Coming Soon: The End and the Beginning — Posted August 28, 2008, 11:02:25 PM

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Boom

I think we should call it "Your Mom".
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goo Reply #7 in Coming Soon: The End and the Beginning — Posted August 28, 2008, 11:06:41 PM
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You are Too my Monkey

I want a pony.
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Sean Reply #8 in Coming Soon: The End and the Beginning — Posted August 28, 2008, 11:12:15 PM

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Sorry Goo, we killed the pony and it is currently in the stew. Hope it tastes good.
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Aeryven Reply #9 in Coming Soon: The End and the Beginning — Posted August 28, 2008, 11:13:13 PM
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I'll see your pony, and raise you a donkey show. (SFW)
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Sean Reply #10 in Coming Soon: The End and the Beginning — Posted August 28, 2008, 11:19:04 PM

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Boom

Sorry, links are against my religion. That and paying import taxes.
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Aeryven Reply #11 in Coming Soon: The End and the Beginning — Posted August 28, 2008, 11:29:04 PM
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In that case...
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goo Reply #12 in Coming Soon: The End and the Beginning — Posted August 28, 2008, 11:38:25 PM
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You are Too my Monkey

Fuck you guys, somebody give me a goddamn pony.
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da chicken Reply #13 in Coming Soon: The End and the Beginning — Posted August 28, 2008, 11:49:59 PM

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It's a joke. Laugh.

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Narcissa Reply #14 in Coming Soon: The End and the Beginning — Posted August 28, 2008, 11:59:17 PM

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Banana hammock.

Ooh, we could call it Sassy Brains.  Or Fire and Sex Brigade.
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goo Reply #15 in Coming Soon: The End and the Beginning — Posted August 29, 2008, 12:34:46 AM
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You are Too my Monkey

Is that a Cobra Commander My Little Pony?

Da Chicken wins.
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Aeryven Reply #16 in Coming Soon: The End and the Beginning — Posted August 29, 2008, 01:02:40 AM
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Ah, the wonders of an open forum for adult discussion. Smile

also, WHERE THE HELL DID MY DONKEY SHOW GO?!  :cry:
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sinic Reply #17 in Coming Soon: The End and the Beginning — Posted August 29, 2008, 04:14:48 AM
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Slack.

Whatever the case, we need a good acronym/shortening of the forum name.  xForums had xF.  Zeta Channel has zch.  I think with all the *chans out there moving away from channel would be a good idea.  Adding anything lol to the title will of course become profoundly embarrassing in 2-3 years when it's no longer funny.

The problem with picking a name for this place is that you can't really give it a name for what it is unless you really define what it is.  I mean there's a huge variety of things that go on here to to pick just one would be difficult at best.  To name off that would be even harder.

I think that even though one may not like the particular name, it's there.  It's already a brand and it gets recognition (albeit somewhat small).  There are other places and people know tangentially about this "ZetaChannel" place as a place to either discuss Grog or Tales of MU (or any number of other place we don't know about).  You change that, you lose your branding and it becomes just another nameless forum you have to build back up.

This is why I say keep the name.  Changing it will just be like shooting yourself in the foot in the longrun.
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007bistromath Reply #18 in Coming Soon: The End and the Beginning — Posted August 29, 2008, 05:33:12 AM
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If it ain't broke, don't fix it. Much work and compromise went into this look, and I feel it should be preserved as much as possible. It is simple, attractive, emphasizes content over widgets, and has ad space which is both effective and unobtrusive.* Jiggling it more than is necessary for the new software is change for the sake of change.

I feel much the same way about the name. It is unique, easy to remember, recalls our roots in a subtle way, and I don't associate it with *chans at all, and don't see how anybody could if they lurked for the outrageously long period of five seconds.

The assertion that we like it because we've "gotten used to it" seems rather silly, IMO. You can get used to anything, that doesn't mean that there's no good way and that things just have to get remade every year just because they can be.

*I should point out though, that rejiggering for a new software would be an excellent time to add some space under the sidebar, to the left of the posts. Still fairly unobtrusive, with more exposure. It's just about the right size for the ones you've got up top. Potential sponsors will love it because it means that the most popular threads have more space!
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