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Kyle J Cardoza    Topic opened December 02, 2007, 08:42:27 PM
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You're surrounded by armed bastards!
Our top search queries for November 2007 are in, and you're going to love this.
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Gene: He's a bum bandit; do you understand? A poof, a fairy, a queer, a queen, fudge-packer, uphill gardener, fruit picking sodomite.
Sam: He's gay?
Gene: As a bloody Christmas tree!
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Kyle J Cardoza Reply #1 in Search Queries 11/07 — Posted December 02, 2007, 08:44:15 PM
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You're surrounded by armed bastards!
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What... the knuckle-fucking cannibal Christ?  Erm...
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Gene: He's a bum bandit; do you understand? A poof, a fairy, a queer, a queen, fudge-packer, uphill gardener, fruit picking sodomite.
Sam: He's gay?
Gene: As a bloody Christmas tree!
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Narcissa Reply #2 in Search Queries 11/07 — Posted December 02, 2007, 08:49:27 PM
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Banana hammock.
...elissa?
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S*S Reply #3 in Search Queries 11/07 — Posted December 02, 2007, 09:05:42 PM
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Quote from: Kyle J Cardoza on December 02, 2007, 08:44:15 PM
2   sheryl crow the first cut is the deepest song mp3

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What are good/neutral things about me?/Bad things about me?
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The P.u.P.P Reply #4 in Search Queries 11/07 — Posted December 02, 2007, 09:11:06 PM
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There are kangaroos in the world
baby, I know
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007bistromath Reply #5 in Search Queries 11/07 — Posted December 03, 2007, 03:50:19 AM
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Left his attack boots in China
Only #7 this time? I need to get to work.
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icicole Reply #6 in Search Queries 11/07 — Posted December 03, 2007, 04:09:30 AM
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Wait, so what do these mean?
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007bistromath Reply #7 in Search Queries 11/07 — Posted December 03, 2007, 04:17:59 AM
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Left his attack boots in China
People who searched for x arrived here.
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Sean Reply #8 in Search Queries 11/07 — Posted December 03, 2007, 04:46:32 AM
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Boom
 Peace!
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sinic Reply #9 in Search Queries 11/07 — Posted December 03, 2007, 06:01:03 AM
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Slack.
Could those have been from random-spam bots?
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Wicked Reply #10 in Search Queries 11/07 — Posted December 03, 2007, 08:42:31 AM
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Or your mother.  (I speak in the general sense here.)
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Hello, Maya-san.
Scix Reply #11 in Search Queries 11/07 — Posted December 03, 2007, 12:19:30 PM
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Blue beard
gaybeef?
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AmandaZuke Reply #12 in Search Queries 11/07 — Posted December 03, 2007, 12:27:28 PM
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Quote from: scix on December 03, 2007, 12:19:30 PM
gaybeef?

Haha!  I've found the source!  Damn you, Klaus!

http://zetachannel.com/index.php?topic=237.msg91578#msg91578
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Kyle J Cardoza Reply #13 in Search Queries 11/07 — Posted December 04, 2007, 01:16:22 PM
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You're surrounded by armed bastards!
What kills me isn't that someone said "gaybeef" on the forum, it's that two separate searches for "gaybeef" led people to zCh.
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Gene: He's a bum bandit; do you understand? A poof, a fairy, a queer, a queen, fudge-packer, uphill gardener, fruit picking sodomite.
Sam: He's gay?
Gene: As a bloody Christmas tree!
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TGU Reply #14 in Search Queries 11/07 — Posted December 06, 2007, 11:02:03 PM
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"Big damn heroes, sir!"
I'm amused that two separate searches for "hot oil fuck movie" led people to zCh.
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Adam the Alien Reply #15 in Search Queries 11/07 — Posted December 06, 2007, 11:23:24 PM
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Penis.
The only ones that surprise me are "elissa" and...um..."sheryl crow the first cut is the deepest song mp3"

...Buzuh??
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